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Your Pal Woody Your companionship he's always...

Your Pal Woody

Your companionship he's always seeking.
Reckless stowaway, constantly sneaking.
Woody took big a chance,
Hiding there in my pants.
And now out of my fly he is peeking.

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Underused Brenda's had an extended dry spell. No one...

Underused

Brenda's had an extended dry spell.
No one called her phone or rang her bell.
Not even this spider
Could find his way inside her.
It has been quite a while. Can you tell?

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Satyrical When Jenny first met this young Satyr, She knew...

Satyrical

When Jenny first met this young Satyr,
She knew nobody else could placate her.
Near the trees and the goats,
They'd sow their wild oats…
In the meadow each day he'd await her.

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Puzzling I recall my lost love, reminiscing. She's a...

Puzzling

I recall my lost love, reminiscing.
She's a puzzle, but one piece is missing.
I will search for that part
That's so dear to my heart:
It's the spot that I most enjoy kissing.

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Effect Jenny's touch on my cock is so gentle. Thinking of...

Effect

Jenny's touch on my cock is so gentle.
Thinking of her I wax sentimental.
Polished nails on my skin's
Where euphoria begins.
When she strokes me, I go fully mental.

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Lusty Limericks honors Masturbation Monday Quick As I tug on my...

Lusty Limericks honors Masturbation Monday

Quick

As I tug on my stiff, swollen dick,
Wet with lube, he's all shiny and slick.
He is primed to explode.
I expect a huge load.
Could you please jerk me off? I'll be quick!

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Glory Be! Jenny knelt in this booth to reflect. She got...

Glory Be!

Jenny knelt in this booth to reflect.
She got something she did not expect.
Perhaps silent prayer
Was what she sought in there…
Not a penis, and fully erect!

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Skulking Judith met with her sister for tea. Innocent as two...

Skulking

Judith met with her sister for tea.
Innocent as two girls can be.
The view from overhead
Somehow fills me with dread.
Does it bother you too? Look and see.

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Learned Lover Jenny's date had a penis so smart, He...

Learned Lover

Jenny's date had a penis so smart,
He turned lovemaking into an art.
"Come and fuck me!" she's pleading.
Meanwhile he's busy reading;
Boning up his technique 'fore they start.

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From the Jenny's Date series.

Stirring Story The barista that took Jenny's order How he...

Stirring Story

The barista that took Jenny's order
How he stared… It was clear he adored her.
Brought her coffee, and stirred it
How he thought she preferred it.
I fear he has a mental disorder.

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Pining Away Sexy Gail held out as long as she could. Boyfriend...

Pining Away

Sexy Gail held out as long as she could.
Boyfriend Devin was chaste, pure and good.
Musing down by the pier,
Her desires came clear:
She'd insist that he give her his wood.

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Lila is a competitor in the professional escort game. She may be...

Lila is a competitor in the professional escort game. She may be a bit past her prime, but she still sees the occasional customer… though this may be this client's last visit:

Rock & Roll

Serving gents despite gaining some weight,
Lila uses a hoist built for freight.
Seems a few hardy chaps
Look past fateful mishaps:
Her twat's swallowed the head of her date!

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Rock & Roll Brought this ball, our sex play to...

Rock & Roll

Brought this ball, our sex play to prolong.
Jenny, being a sport, played along.
When she started to roll,
Nearly out of control,
She asked me, "What could possibly go wrong?"

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Look, Ma! At his brother's stern warning, Jim...

Look, Ma!

At his brother's stern warning, Jim scoffed.
Then he met Sis-in-Law at their loft.
She said, "Doug's such a jerk…"
"Just let me do the work!"
What Doug said? "Keep your horny hands off!"

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Lusty Limericks honors Masturbation Monday Frequent Since this...

Lusty Limericks honors Masturbation Monday

Frequent

Since this morning three times I have spanked it.
I have stroked and I've pulled and I've yanked it.
Imagine her breasts so soft,
I can't keep my hands off.
I'm afraid I must throw out this blanket.

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Connected In my life I was starved for affection. None to care...

Connected

In my life I was starved for affection.
None to care for my lonely erection.
Finding you was fortuitous.
So much joy for the two of us.
We have made such a special connection.

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Watchful Jenny's date: very rich and so handsome. For...

Watchful

Jenny's date: very rich and so handsome.
For each meeting he paid a King's ransom.
Arrival anticipated…
Breathlessly Jenny waited,
Watching eagerly out through the transom.

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From the Jenny's Date series.

Two Can Play At a costumed orgiastic soirée, We see...

Two Can Play

At a costumed orgiastic soirée,
We see "Marilyn" starting to play.
The small size of these joints,
It appears, disappoints.
To the host her chagrin she'll convey.

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Hold Please Angry call from a wife named Priscilla. Phoned dear...

Hold Please

Angry call from a wife named Priscilla.
Phoned dear Jenny and threatened to kill her.
"If you did wifely duties,
He would not play with cuties!"
Jenny's answer - though true - did not thrill her.

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